How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

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A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

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If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

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Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

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Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

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How do you kill an elephant? -With a gun? No, an elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? -With an elephant gun? No, with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? -WIth a blue elephant gun? No, you choke it until it turns blue and kill it with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? Theres no such thing as a purple elephant, thus contradicting the reality of performing a major act of animal abuse on it.

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Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

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who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

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Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

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John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

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Why did the man die? He got shot!

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never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

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my whole life!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

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What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

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Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

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What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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