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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

knock knock Come in!!!

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

Win and Beau have no friends

im watching you..

the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

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