- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

THIS IS an anti-joke.

What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

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How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

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