Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

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What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

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Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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