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Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

Mama Bear and Papa Bear were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Bear a choice of which parent to live with. "Do you want to live with your mother?" the judge asks. "No! She beats me." answers the baby bear. "OK, then you can live with your father." says the judge. "No! He beats me too!" cries baby bear. So Baby Bear was placed in a foster home.

What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.