The Holocaust.

what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

im watching you..

Win and Beau have no friends

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

knock knock Come in!!!

Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

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