- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

What happens when you mix a black guy and a chinese guy. A disfigured man

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

A man walks into a bar and says he has a talking dog. He is then taken to a mental hospital and diagnosed with schizophrenia.

What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

What did the Pornstar say to his wife? He concluded that a divorce was the way forward for both of them as, seeming as he was a pornstar, he was almost certainly having extra-maritial sexual intercourse, unhealthy for any working relationship.

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

What's similar between a boat and a plane? Both can fly except for the boat

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

A middle-class family went away on vacation. While they were gone, a pyromaniac burnt down their house. Their cat was still inside.

Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar. A: Ouch

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ghuieruioytidhfdvbshdkhfjh

Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Shoot her in the head repeatedly

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