Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

Women's sports.

what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

What's funnier than poop? More poop

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

What do you call the twin towers? An airport

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

josh roberts got the d in geog

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

The Barackness Monster

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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