Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

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Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

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There is no joke here, stop reading.

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i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

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Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

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Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

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what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

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What is long and black The unemployment line

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People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

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An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

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Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

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Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

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What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

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knock knock. come in.

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Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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