- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

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