Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

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Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

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...IIITS... :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW ITS :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW! :) YAY! :(SHADDAP YUUU! Episode one... The waiting for the wait!

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Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

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How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

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A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

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when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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Yo momma so fat, she died.

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

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Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

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Why did it die Nothing died

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What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

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i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

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A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

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whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

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