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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

Andy Carrol

What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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