How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

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How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

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where wally? wallys a myth.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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I had sex with my mother in law

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

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Several men are in a bar a tall white man named James orders a round of shots for all of the people they all have a fun time untill James gets into a car with Derrick who is not sober they drive right into a sick childrens hospital and cause many frantic wild fires throughout the town. They all end up in jail for an unrelated cause

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What happens when Darth Vader farts? Nothing. Darth Vader's butt was burned off on the volcanic planet of Mustafar and he fell into a lava pit. Darth Vader has since started a program called Darth Vader's butt replacement research foundation. Please donate money today. You could be changing a buttless person's life. Thank you very much.

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Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

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How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

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Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

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What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

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Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

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meh

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Your sex life.

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What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

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Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

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Anti Joke

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