- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

wanna no wats not funny........ aids

This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

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