girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Your Mom.

What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

Penis

How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

At least I dont have AIDS.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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