What kind of a prediction is THAT?

Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

WNBA

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

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Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

Grammer is very important

whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

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