What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

What do you call a black priest? A black priest

What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Why did the chicken die? He tried to cross a road by an alleyway, therefore getting hit by a double decker bus and the alleyway has nothing to do with it. Also, the chicken had one leg and was blind.

What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

Penis.

Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

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What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

I had sex with my mother in law

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