Little Davie was a kid with no arms and legs and one day his friends Came to his house and knocked on the door and asked for little Davie And asked if he wanted to come play baseball..Little Davie replied "I'd Love to but I have no arms or legs" his friends say we know that..We were Just needing a second base..

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

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Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

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An Atheist and a Christian are walking along a sidewalk going in opposite directions when suddenly the Atheist sneezes. The Christian says "God Bless You!" Even though the Atheist doesn't believe in God he understand that the gesture was a kind one and so he nods and politely says "Thank you!" before going on about his day.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

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Who has killed more people than Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, and Jack Kevorkian combined? Mr. Rogers

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i'm funny

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Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

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Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

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A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

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what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

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What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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dfasdf sdf ds fds fds f sdf s fs

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Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

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Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

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What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

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what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

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Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

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Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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