Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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