You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

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Gary Busey walk into a bar. Everyone Ran out noticing the potential danger.

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"Happy Father's Day!" said the little boy to the old man. The old man broke out in tears because he had always wanted to be a father.

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Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

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What's worse than a bad test score? Getting hit buy a train!!

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Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

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What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

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Obama

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What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

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Woman's Rights

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Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

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An unarmed man robbed a bank today, he failed because he had no way of carrying the cash out.

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What isn't funny? The holacost.

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What happened when the man stuck his hand in the blender? Nothing, it was turned off.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

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Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

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Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

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what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

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Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

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Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian find a magical lamp with a genie inside. He offers each of them one wish. The Muslim wishes that people didn't look at his people as terrorists. The Jew wishes that the Holocaust never happened, and the Christian wishes for world peace. Actually this didn't happen, Genies don't exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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