Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

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Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

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A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

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Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

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a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

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Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

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Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

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What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

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(read this aloud): A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. Him and the giraffe order multiple shots and get hammered. The giraffe on the other hand can't hold his liquor so well, and ends up passing out on the floor of the bar. The man decides to leave him there and take off. On his way out, the bartender yells, "Hey, you can't just leave that lyin' there!" and the man says, "It's not a lion, it's a giraffe!"

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What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

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Melbourne Football Club.

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Trolololollolololololololololololololol

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they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

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Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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Come on Red, I am linked with the fucking global bank, that does not mean I go there and get the money! The FBI keeps tabs on absolutely everything, everybody knows that, if Mike Tyson has a cup of tea there, they file him down. Its legal, its secure and incredibly expensive, but the FBI stands for the security of the US alone, that does not mean that they do not work with every other corporation, organization, affiliation,syndicate, and pff, anything. If you suspect that I somehow went from being one of the key members of the underground, to a fucking FBI agent, you can believe that, but then dont ask me for help, nor be my friend, without trust there is no friendship.

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knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

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How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

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a girl and a guy rented a hotel room for a night. theyre siblings and stayed up all night watching very classy movies about farm animals and each of them ordered a chocolate cake to eat while watching their fantastic informational film.

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what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

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roses are red violets are blue im colorblind how about you

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Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

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We have a 24hr fitness center...it is open from 6 to 11

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