Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

George Bush.

What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Three bars walk into a Jew.

Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

donald................duck for president

Women.

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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