- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

What happened the the blonde that went swimming? She cooled off and enjoyed a hot summer day.

Davey Peterson.

who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

How do you make friends with a squrriel? Trust me, don't.

why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

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what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Yes.

What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

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