If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

Jesus was a good guy

What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

Your MUM has aids :D LOL

Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

An atheist walks into a church

What number comes after 29? 30.

You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

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I killed someone today. :D

An Irishman walks out of a bar

Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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