I told you it would happen

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

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What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

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How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

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What's the best joke in the world? This one.

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A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

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you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

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3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

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What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

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why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

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a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. *gasp* what a weird dream.

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

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I created darkness. God created the stars. God created the bee. I created the wasp. God created the child. I banged your mother. Moral: Soon my wings of darkness shall destroy your very own star, these words seem empty now, so I will fill them with true meaning and purpose as I will give the same to you the day the sky brightens no more.

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What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

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whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

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So, same time tomorrow then?

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I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

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How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

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Q.whats black and white and red all over A. half a zebra

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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