What do you call a man man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob(he is bobbing in the water)

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Mrs. Welsh

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Whats the difference between a frog?

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Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

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det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

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What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

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A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

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whats white and gooy liguid goop

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What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

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What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

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what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

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Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

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What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Jupiter is the Galaxys biggest planet!

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What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

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the WNBA

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Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

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