- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

kyle dosnt question his sexuality

He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

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What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

A chronic hemophiliac walks into a bar. He cuts his leg and bleeds to death.

A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

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