Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

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what do you call gingers ugly.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

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YES! EXACTLY!

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- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

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Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

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What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

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A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

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why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

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What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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What do you call a man man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob(he is bobbing in the water)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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