A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

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This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

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Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

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A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

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What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

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I hate blackniggers

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YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

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Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

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Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

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Strawberries!

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A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

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why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

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Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

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Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

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What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

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knock knock whos there open the door and find out

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When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

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Now this is a story all about how, my life got flipped, turned upside down. Now I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, and I'll tell you how I lost my job at the tire plant, and how, being out of work and unable to find a new job, I was unable to pay my mortgage. The bank repossessed my house, my wife left me and took custody of the kids, and I ended up having to sell all my remaining possessions and move to a new city in order to try and find employment.

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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