- Anti Joke

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

Look how far I can kick this bucket

womens rights.

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

You know what's funny? Clowns.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

Spotto

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

Look how far I can kick this bucket

womens rights.

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

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what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

You know what's funny? Clowns.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

Spotto

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

Look how far I can kick this bucket

womens rights.

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering