- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

Whats an Anti Joke

What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

Billy Cundiff.

how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

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