How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

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Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

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What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

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Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

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Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

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What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

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im black

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There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

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A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

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it was a breazy night my pecker was shriveld up like a loose bit of ham. i tucked it in between my legs and dicided to pull my pants down to my ancles and began to run like a sissy. i saw a stumpy little juice ed in the distance it was peter andre he told me that he wanted a slut fucken and said he wanted to pull my banjo right back to the balls and suck it till the moon goes down i cumed all over his glasses then we began to kiss i bent over for him and he stook is fat fucken trout in my dark tight cave there was swet dripping from my cock aka carl mcvittie

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Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

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If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

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Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

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Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

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So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

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An atheist walks into a church

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What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

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Lil' Wayne

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A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

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Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

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Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

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Anti Joke

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