- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two horses, a man with a tall bun, three lesbians, an African woman and another man wearing a clown suit come up to you in your work outfit and shriek:"Happy Casual Friday!" Okay, so maybe this went too far.

Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

spell backwards: taco cat

sally was hit by a bus and lost both arms knock knock who's there? not sally

Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

involved parents.

Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

Many people of many races do many things every day.

Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

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