What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

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how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

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What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

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Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

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What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

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Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ

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What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

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--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

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What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

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How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

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How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

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What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

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squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

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how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

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Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

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How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

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What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

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Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

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three men get stranded on a island and cannibals find them and they say go find 3 fruits and come back. first guy comes back with three apples and they say we will shuve them in your rectum and if you scream we will kill you he screams he dies. second guy comes back with grapes and he laughs before they can start. and in heaven the first guy says why did you laugh and he says there voices are funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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