Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

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A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

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What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

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You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

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*******A CELL JOKE******* Mommy Ribosome and Daddy Mitochondria are watching baby nucleus play around in the cytoplasm, when all the sudden baby nucleus falls down and breaks its cell wall. Mommy ribosome is like freaking out like, "OH NO< WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WE NEED TO TAKE HER TO THE E.R.". Then Daddy Mitochondria says, "The smooth ER or the rough ER???"

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What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

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Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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Fiats

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Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

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a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

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Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

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The awkward moment when you have cancer.

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A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

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A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

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What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

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How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

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Anti Joke

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