- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

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A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

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Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

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Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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