What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

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Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

Women's rights

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Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

what do you call a gay guy Ej

Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

Gay's rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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