What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

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There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

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A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

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Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

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What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

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A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

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Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

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Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

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I had my period 3 days ago.

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A king's son's birthday came one day and the king asked what he wanted. "You can have anything in the world son." He would say. The prince answered,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." So for his birthday he got a rollar costar, a new car, a water park, a castle, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. The same answer went out of his mouth for three years. One day the prince was driving in his car, and he got into a terrible car accadent. And while he was in the ER and saying his last words, his father asked,"Son, before you die, i must know, why did you want purple ping pong balls for your all of those birthdays?" And the prince said,"Well I wanted them because-" and then he died.

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what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

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how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

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the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

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Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

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What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

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Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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