- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

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roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

Woman.

Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

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