- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

Where do you live? In a house

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

What is 9 + 10? 21

Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

You spent your time reading this and realized there was no joke.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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