Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

How do you survive the plague? you dont.

Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

Why did the terrorist miss the flight he was supposed to blow up? He forgot his passport.

Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Women's rights

Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

K.

What did the man without a tongue say...

Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

trumpy trumpy trump

Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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