- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

Hope you all drop the soap in prison

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

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