- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

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