Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

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Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

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Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

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Mitt Romney.

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She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

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Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

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I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

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why am i on this site? cause its funny

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

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Oh...okay, good.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

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What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

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What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

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What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

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How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

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Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

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