You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

Worst joke ever

What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

IU football

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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