Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

this is not a joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

So a duck walks into a drugstore and asks the clerk for lip balm. The clerk asks, "How will you be paying for that?" to which the duck replies, "Cash."

A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

Why was the man sad His son got raped

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. *Knock knock* Who's there? Not Suzie.

What happened to Liam? He Died.

Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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