- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An apple up your ass, a penis in your ramen, finding out you have herpes, or many other scenarios. In short, there are many things worse than finding a worm in your apple.

what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

there are rumors about monkeys liking bananas but that is a common misconception because if you take bananas divided by elephant times chalkboards you find that they like 0.9 lead from pencils that is aged from 1927

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