- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

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Chinese drivers.

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

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