- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

What did the table say to the human? Nothing, tables don't talk.

wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

i dont like chris

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

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