- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

a man walks into a bar he got hurt

Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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