- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

Woman.

I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

Stephen Walking.

Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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