- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

Johnny woke up christmas morning, went downstairs and opened his presents to find he had an iPhone, iPad,Ps3 Laptop, the full lot. Then his mate came around and Johnny bragged about all the stuff he had got. Then his mate replied," I wish i had cancer".

What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

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