1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

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What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

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Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

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Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

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What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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im a dragon, no im not

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Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

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Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

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What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

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What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

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What is long and black The unemployment line

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Obamacare haters

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i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

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why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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A young blonde walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequila. After about a few minutes she spots this very ugly man with one leg. The man just so happens to sit right next to her and orders a drink. The man reeks of cockroaches and he looks like a homeless man that hasn't bathed in months. They never talk and the blonde goes home.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

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Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

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Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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