- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

obama's promises

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

thumbs up!

A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

my captcha says : forkin chickens

whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

What do you call an amazing person Good

What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

wood cant chuck wood

Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

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Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

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