What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

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Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

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Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

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why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

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What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

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--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

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Wade

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What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

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A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

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If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

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If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

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Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

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What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

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Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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The class valedictorian is about to give his speech to the class. He has 6 fingers total, he is missing an ear, his left nostril is burned shut, and he must walk on crutches because of the severe injury to his left knee. How does the extremely cruel Principal of the school introduce him? "Please welcome Gregory Barnes, a brave soul that conquered a battle against death itself an won".

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Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

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A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

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Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

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What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

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why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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