- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

Robin, get in the batmobile.

Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

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