whats worse than hitler? Anti-Jokes By darragh hamilton

What do you call this? A sentence in English.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

What does Harry Potter love? Magic

Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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