- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

Zach Barlow

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

what did one tree say to the other? move over

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

Your time.

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??