Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

religion.

What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

Anti-joke.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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