- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

Dogs in my home.

Why did the man die? He got shot!

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

Rigo your a stupid ass

Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

knock knock Come in!!!

John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

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