My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

1+1 =? Too

How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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