John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead. John rolls his eyes at sam very dissapointedly then proceeds to go home. The next day Sam phones John excitedly telling him he traded his Green day tickets for Oasis tickets, a smile appears on Johns and Sams faces, not that they can see each other, they both then put the phone down. An African died. Green Day are a bad band.

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why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

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A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

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Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

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A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

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Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

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3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

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They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

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Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

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WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

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whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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You know what sucks? Yes.

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What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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