That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

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Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

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what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

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Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

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And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

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Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

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A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

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Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

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What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

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Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

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Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

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What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

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What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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