- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has trouble discerning certain facts from fiction.

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What do you call someone who kills black people? A hero.

"Do you wanna hear a funny joke?" Yeah, Sure! "A funny joke."

I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the pedophile get arrested? He was driving way over the speed limit.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

What is green and has weels? A green bycicle.

Why didn't the woman believe in God? Her own personal beliefs.

If life gives you lemons, steal the declaration of independance and use the lemons and a hair dryer to reveal the numbers on the back. Then enbark on an epic journey that ends with the discovery of the templars treasure. Lastly, use the money you earned to buy some lemons and make some lemonade.

What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."

i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

How do you get a blonde to break a nail? Smash her finger with a wrench.

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