- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Black people

who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

I share two rooms with my mother.

Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

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