- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

U ALL LIAK DIK

What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

AIDS

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: smiles Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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