Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

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penus

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

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What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

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Kathy Griffin.

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I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

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What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

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Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

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What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

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What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

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whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

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Woman rights.

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How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

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What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

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whats hard, its not what you think a penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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