Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

Mike tyson

Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

Twenty-Four

What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

This sentence is false.

How do you survive the plague? you dont.

Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

Why did the jew die Really...

How do you get a clown of a swing? Hit it with an ax.

Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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