- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

Colby is gay.... thats it

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

You know what sucks? Yes.

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