Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

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There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

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<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

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Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

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Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

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a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

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whats 2+2? 4

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What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

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Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

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Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

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knock knock who's there aids

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

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Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

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How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

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Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

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If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

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How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

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