- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

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What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

It's only racist if you consider them people.

"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

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