What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

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good one jess !!

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What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

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Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

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what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

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What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

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a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

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What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

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What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

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knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

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How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

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Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

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Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

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A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

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What happens when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant? Absolutely nothing. The two belong to entirely different animal families and their reproductive abilities are totally incompatible. A kangaroo could never fertilize an elephant, or vice versa. To suggest anything else is unrealistic and a physical impossibility.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an abosolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

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Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

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A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

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so dont touch it.

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Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

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I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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