- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

An asian without a future.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

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